My brain treats every day of December as Christmas and I keep forgetting that I actually still have school work because I’m like “no it’s the tenth day of Christmas school is over.”
if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend
I am pretty sure that, regardless of race, creed, or culture, being a little girl getting your hair done up ranks about 11 on a 10-point scale of Please Momma Don’t.
I’m honestly so terrified to apply to Goldsmiths University of London because if I don’t get in I will be absolutely crushed. This is my dream school and I would cry so hard for days if I don’t get in. There is no other school I want to go to.
Somebody give this guy an award!
Done like a pro.
Leviticus 15:19-20 should be the national anthem
Embarrassed, man. Why must people hurt me with manips?
i love bears so much theyre so cute i want to hug one without dying
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
Don’t tell me I’m not like other girls. It’s not a compliment, not a come-on. It doesn’t even mean anything.
What are you trying to say? That I’m breaking the mold of your idea of what girls are? Of course I’m not like some other girls, but there’s also a lot of other other…
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
"Little black dress who you doing it for?"
Me. I did it for me. Not for your crusty ass.
Don’t act like yo panties wouldn’t drop at the sight of those boys like come on.
You’re right…I did it for the notes.
HE WAS MEANT TO SING AND WAVE AT SOMEONE AND HE SANG INTO HIS WAVE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
HIS FACE AT THE END