Paul Rudd and Jason Segel doing an interview while completely stoned. This might be my new favorite thing.
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
i love how Imagine Dragons can go from making really emotional songs that make you want to cry to really fucking bad ass songs that make you want to fight in a war
My brain treats every day of December as Christmas and I keep forgetting that I actually still have school work because I’m like “no it’s the tenth day of Christmas school is over.”
if you call a girl barbecute chances are she’ll be your grillfriend
I am pretty sure that, regardless of race, creed, or culture, being a little girl getting your hair done up ranks about 11 on a 10-point scale of Please Momma Don’t.
I’m honestly so terrified to apply to Goldsmiths University of London because if I don’t get in I will be absolutely crushed. This is my dream school and I would cry so hard for days if I don’t get in. There is no other school I want to go to.
Somebody give this guy an award!
Done like a pro.
Leviticus 15:19-20 should be the national anthem
Embarrassed, man. Why must people hurt me with manips?